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AI Publicists

I’ve noticed for many months, or even a couple years, publicist invitations to interview someone. I’ve accepted interview invitations for many years from publicists that resulted in the subject asking, “What do you want to discuss?” I go, hmmm, I thought you initiated the interview, because you had something to say or promote.

Listening to Dan Heath’s WorkLife podcast today, he discussed AI publicists. So, I’m not the only one! We receive an invitation to interview someone. The email begins with “we’ve noticed on a recent podcast (or blog post) that you’re interested in (x).” They then apply some torturous logic to go from that thought to someone who (according to the description) deserves a Nobel for being a genius. Usually there is no correlation to what I do. They obviously used some form of AI to scan for blog posts or podcasts and scrape a thought, then extrapolate.

I used to send a polite reply. But more of these came. Now I delete unopened. 

I understand how hard it must be to make a living in PR these days. I’m guessing they get paid for the number of interviews or some such metric.

The old way is still the best way. Cultivate the respected writers who best fit the profile of the company/person/product. But try selling that to a small business owner or marketing director who is looking at the media stars with millions of hits. Give it up.

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Freedom of Speech—With Responsibility

I was on a Board of Education in the 1980s. Another member and I pushed for restriction of smoking on school grounds. Another member was a purveyor of tobacco products at the wholesale level.

That member brought a stack of documentation at least a foot high purporting to show the positive health benefits of smoking.

They thought they had the right of free speech to promote ideas contrary to nearly unanimous research about the hazards of smoking—both to the smoker and to others around them.

My wife and I were considering European vacations. People in many cities of western Europe are rebelling against tourists. It seems that people are buying many apartments at a premium price in order to rent them to tourists through AirBnB or equivalent companies. The unintended consequences include housing shortages for natives and increasing prices for property rendering them too expensive for locals.

AirBnB issued a press release saying the real cause was hotels, because that’s where 80% of tourists stay. (Hmmm?) Do hotels contribute to the situation by buying properties? Probably some. But let us not be duplicitous.

Some oil companies just sued under the First Amendment right to freedom of speech to be able to contradict overwhelming evidence garnered from scientific research conducted globally that show direct links to burning fossil fuels, air pollution, and climate change.

The men who wrote the original documents of the US government including the First Amendment discussed the necessary corollary to free speech—responsibility.

An entire industry exists to massage words such that a client can appear to be innocent even when not.

Many companies and people, on the other hand, have discovered the fruit of the moral value of owning mistakes and improving.

Let’s hope that you and I can avoid the temptation of lying in favor of honesty—even if it hurts. And calling out those who fail. Be aware of what you read.

Stochastic Parrot

Moira Gunn hosted a linguistics professor called Dr. Emily Bender on her podcast Tech Nation. Bender had released a book with Dr. Alex Hannah, The AI Con: How to Fight Big Tech’s Hype and Create the Future We Want

My interest was piqued when they mentioned a 2021 paper by Bender, et. al., on language models called Stochastic Parrot.

As one of the thinkers attempting some common sense to cut through the AI hype, I love that term. Much of generative AI and large language models are simply probability calculations based on learned text. In other words:

Stochastic—a random probability distribution that may be analyzed statistically but may not be predicted precisely—plus Parrot—to repeat something said by someone else without thought or understanding.

There are writers on both sides of the hype divide—the doom sayers and the optimistic hype sayers—who have let imagination run amok. Shall we pull back a little and look for those applications where this will really help. Applications other than providing more words for marketers to stuff into a news release, that is.

Rebranding Trend

One following on the heels of another, along came three press releases regarding company rebranding. Do you find a wee bit of humor for your day reading some marketing explanation for something that doesn’t particularly require explanation? 

I worked for a company that sent a bunch of money to a branding consultant. They devised a new logo. The company published a two-page letter to explain the logo. I think the logo should be self-explanatory. Silly me. That’s why I’m not a marketing consultant, I guess.

Here are news items from Stratus Technologies, Zilliant, and Abnormal Security. If you are customers, you’ll need to know this in order to find them in the future.

Stratus—>Penguin

Stratus Technologies has officially rebranded to Penguin Solutions reflecting our expanded high performance and high availability compute infrastructure solutions and services. Our Stratus-branded products, such as Stratus ztC Endurance and Stratus ztC Edge, remain best-in-class high availability and fault-tolerant computing platforms for ensuring the continuous availability of your critical applications and data in data centers and edge locations. 

Actually, Stratus was sold. The new company wants its own brand on the products.

Zilliant Unveils New Precision Pricing Platform to Transform Pricing Anxiety into Business Power 

You can’t beat that headline for sounding great but telling us little. Oh, yes, new brand identity along with it.

Zilliant, the leader in pricing lifecycle management, announced the launch of its new brand identity and positioning focused on eliminating “Pricing Anxiety” for B2B manufacturing and distribution businesses. The relaunch includes a refreshed visual identity, updated messaging and the introduction of the Precision Pricing Platform, which helps organizations transform pricing from a source of confusion and conflict into a driver of growth and competitive advantage. 

Zilliant was motivated by discussions with B2B manufacturing and distribution businesses on how many recognize pricing as a critical business process and how often executives don’t realize they should own this critical function. Through its new positioning, Zilliant aims to expose these oversights and demonstrate how unlocking the power of pricing as a core business driver can transform company performance. 

The company’s new website, visual identity and simplified product portfolio reflect Zilliant’s bold approach to solving the universal, unspoken pricing crisis affecting businesses worldwide. 

Abnormal Security Rebrands to Abnormal AI; Returns to Original Name as It Continues to Protect Humans From Cybercrime with AI

OK, we tried something new only to discover the old name was better.

Abnormal Security, the leader in AI-native human behavior security, announced it has rebranded as Abnormal AI, a move that reflects its evolution into a broader AI-native security platform designed to protect humans across the enterprise.

The change marks a return to the company’s original name—Abnormal AI—which it operated under following its inception in 2018. The name eventually shifted to Abnormal Security, as the market at the time wasn’t ready to embrace the idea of artificial intelligence as the foundation of enterprise security. But as AI now reshapes industries, attacker tactics, and enterprise technology alike, the timing has never been more appropriate.

The transition to Abnormal AI signals the company’s expansion beyond email security, as it builds a behavioral AI platform to secure people across the enterprise, from collaboration tools to cloud applications. The name change also reinforces the company’s position as one of the few truly AI-native security platforms—designed, built, and operated with AI at the core.

As part of the rebrand, the company’s legal name has changed from Abnormal Security Corporation to Abnormal AI, Inc. Its new website domain is now abnormal.ai, though existing email addresses, customer contracts, support channels, and product access will remain unchanged for the immediate future.

When CEOs Make a Pitch

Mike Maples, Jr. appeared on this week’s podcast episode of Guy Kawasaki’s Remarkable People. Maples is a seed round venture capitalist. He talked of his hits and misses.

Most interesting to me came from Kawasaki’s question about what he looks for when an entrepreneur comes in to make a pitch. I’ve listened to CEOs and other executives for 25 years come in to pitch me on the value of writing about their companies. Maples’ answer resonated.

What the VC most wants to know is what’s the product. What are you doing? Why should anyone care? Who has validated the idea?

Don’t come in with 20 slides about market and millennials and competitors and the like. Don’t wait until slide 24 to say what you’re doing. By then, you’ve lost the game.

I don’t remember who the perpetrator was, but I painfully recall a meeting in the Automation World offices around 2010. 

The CEO came in with a PowerPoint deck. Only he and I were in the conference room. After about 20 slides about his bio and the company bio and the market, I interrupted to ask what they did. He said, wait until slide 35. I’ll get to it. I told him I knew the market and the technology landscape. Just tell me what you do.

I’ve found software spokespeople especially susceptible to this disease. It’s as if they are embarrassed by the paucity of the “advancement.” They need to snow you with big words. They seem reluctant to get into the “what’s new” part.

I’m glad to find I have big-time company in my attitude toward these presentations.

Tell me (or anyone) what you’re doing, what’s the product (or service), why should anyone care. If it’s a tech thing, I enjoy knowing the underlying technology—but only after you have my attention with what you do.

Using Satire in Marketing 

Satire marketing can be a dangerous thing. Attacking a competitor or failing to find humor can kill the vibes. Consistent humor not derogatory toward any particular group but only toward a way of doing business that most everyone knows lacks awareness can be quite effective.

When Quickbase marketers showed me the first sample of its “Status Co” marketing campaign, I shuddered. But they carried it off well including using it as the theme of the IMTS stand. It’s humorous while poking fun at a variety of backward ways of managing data and operations.

Here’s a link to one of the LinkedIn posts. Check them out for an example of cute marketing staying just on the right side of the line.

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